Until one of the operators hits a little bit of latency and you start seeing semis jolting back and forth hundreds of feet at a time on the highway.

There’s an unbroken chain of descent between you and the first single-celled organism.

Wtf kinda Jim Crow bullshit is this?

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)…and I put down a broody hen just outside.

They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.

But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the “threat”.

Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?

Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…

…later, in the horse cave…

Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn