Alright, prison wallet I guess.
At least I can still pay with the money I keep in my underpants.
It’s not called a ham wallet for nothing!
That’s because everyone knows penis and vag sweat is so much sweater than breast sweat
Can confirm breast sweat is actually salty.
Source: Type O Negative’s Love You to Death.
Her salty sweat, drips from her breast
Gotta hire discord admins. They will take it gladly.
I’ll also take it
Too many employees licking the bills.
Please do not lick your bills, that’s like licking a public toilet.
To be honest, the public toilet is probably cleaner.
Oh yeah. I was being gross on purpose.
Its never the women you want to be hiding bills in their bras
Titty is a titty.
Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.
I never understood putting dirty money in your boobs,
Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.
Bras with pockets, genius!
maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?
As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!
Under his eye 👁
Go in grace
You forgot the /s
I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.
Poe’s law still applies.
Looks like 87% of people leaving votes understood the obvious sarcasm, even without the /s :)
Yeah, and let the husband wear the bras, too!
All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.
But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.
Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.
At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.
Dude the most iconic TWO drinks in my culture are cocaine flavored.
And whats wrong with stripper pussies? Many of them are lovely. Some of my favorite exes and professors have stripped. Were you inside for all of your twenties?
the money rarely gets washed
Neither does the inside of my tits.
I heavily implied I indulge in both.
Neither does the inside of my tits
Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.
Unless i keep money there. Which i generously do not.
