I’m just imagining a room full of people coming up with dozens of random jingles using random letters that almost sound like English before shipping it off to marketing to sell as the “next big drug”

  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    If you’re feeling down try sertraline

    You’ll feel less depressed than you have been

    Disclaimer: Not all people will feel less depressed on sertraline. Avoid taking sertraline if you are allergic to sertraline. Some users report diarrhea, constipation, vomiting blood, kidney failure, dropping property values, itchy feet, or spontaneous suicide. Less than 1% of users report developing a condition known as “wandering eyeball”.

    Ask your doctor if sertraline is right for you.

    (This was not intended to poke fun at people taking SSRIs. It’s just the first generic name that came to mind. Keep taking your meds if they’re helping and hold your head high, friend!)

      • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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        3 days ago

        Zu Wirkungen und Nebenrisiken fragen Sie die Packungsbeilage und schlagen Sie Ihren Arzt oder Apotheker