Looks like a certain officer doesn’t know about “sexual healing” huh?
Reminds me of a joke.
An inspector is touring a hospital, and as they walk around they see a gorgeous nurse giving a blowjob to a patient. the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor explains “he has a rare condition where he needs to get relieved regularly or be in debilitating pain”, the inspector lets it go and continue,
then they see someone sitting in the middle of the hallway masturbating.
the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor says “same condition, different insurance”
I’ve always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested
Sorry officer, I’ll have your daughter home by ten.
Excuse me officer but who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!
Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.
