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I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.
Oh no you don’t! Stabbo Crabbo, he’s eating something that kinda tastes like you but isn’t! Get 'im!
Mess with the crab, you get the stab. I have a picture I made of that on another phone. Sadly not this one.
You the same dude with what is objectively the best tattoo on earth?
I wish. I just compressed the image highly and wrote in the meme letters “mess with the crab, you get the stab”.
Sorry homie. Trying to read the words I typed and I genuinely have no idea what I was trying to say.
I got ya, don’t worry. But I low-key kind of want that tattoo.
