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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
measure twice
cut onceMeasure once
Cutoncetwice
Measure again
Cut another timehmm. I prefer to live by “I’ve cut it three times and it’s still too short”
I am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.
However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.
I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.
My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D
measure never, cut forever
Im stealing that xD that’s a good one
Indeed it is. :-)
Also, your comment made me realise that I mistyped asses in my original comment!
Going to leave it there for the sweet sweet irony. :D
Measure three times, cut zero times
taps head
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Prevention is better than cure
too much prevention and maybe the cure is better.
all cops are bastards
I’m in London. What is this cop that you speak of?
The feds.
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even the cutie who stops in my 7-11
Nothing is ever so bad it can’t get worse.
Probably not a common saying, but it’s my saying. And it has proven true time and again.
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
If it doesn’t work, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
It is what it is.
The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
Crap in crap out
If it aint broke, don’t fix it
I’m not fixing it, I’m upgrading it.
Birds of a feather flock together
Imagine a bunch of random and different birds in one flock…
The chaos lol
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
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