god damnit i hate how clever this is.

only if you eat, like, a dozen or more large potatos raw.

having the occasional raw potato wont hurt you, unless you are dumb and eat one thats solid green.

A nice, cold, peeled potato with salt and pepper on it is a suprisingly refreshing snack

Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.

I hate this reality.