LumpyPancakes

Bring a battery powered fan.

Glue a gecko to my taint?

Most of my cars are from deceased people.
Kingswood - aunt who died of cancer 25 years ago
Magna - friend’s late father, old age
Commodore - late partner, cancer 12 years ago.
Kia - late radio presenter - parkinsons
Bluebird - same aunt as Kingswood.
Verada - my old man, but he’s still alive.

We can fix cars. We can’t always fix people.

Mercedes 300te? Well, that one’s debatable.

Took me a little while to find the phone model - the keypad was familiar.

https://www.hardreset.info/devices/zte/zte-f252/

Edit: Not quite. The lines are in the opposite directions. Still a ZTE though I reckon.

Chomps (the canine home protection system) - an ‘electronic dog’ that catches burglars.

Diamonds - a few people rob an Israeli diamond vault by avoiding security features.

You said ‘own’ - well, these were on loan when the video shop shut down.

Mushroom mushroom?

What what?

Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”