A shitty laptop is a computer.

What kind of mental gymnastics are you trying to use here?

Do you need help with understanding what a computer is? It isn’t a hard concept to understand.

It’s a joke. It follows the groundhog story. The groundhog sees its shadow and it means we have 6 more weeks of winter. It’s just a dumb thing but this joke is based on that.

This is a weapon of mass destruction