Actually when irl blood feeders (such as vampire bats) feed, they need to constantly keep pissing while sucking blood, so as not to burst from the volume of liquid they’re feeding off of.

Because blood is relatively nutrition poor. Just mostly water with an irony taste. (Uh… I wouldn’t know personally ofc. Uhm, a friend told me. A human friend, as all we humans have.)

My family members would literally all answer the first one.

Or perhaps “I’m aware of the notion, but don’t believe in it”

you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand.

Eating customs are a hit different than just actually ingesting a bottle of laxative. Eating customs also aren’t stated on a product.

Whereas this is clearly labeled “magnesium citrate”. My point being that while some American kids might not pay attention to what it says on the label, it’d make sense that a foreign exchange student would read the label and know what magnesium citrate is, or at least realise it’s medicine of some sorts. Seeing as they’re students, in an exchange program, they probably know the language somewhat.

So I standby what I said.

Your example is more akin to eating pizza with a knife and fork in Italy rather than chugging a bottle of laxative by accident.

Oh I never knew that had a name.

I love doing that to pathological narcissists, whenever safe.

At some point even he has to realize that he’s a joke right?

Like even his syphillitic brain can’t not see what’s right in front of him forever, can it?

Is he really this fucking stupid?

I think a foreign exchange student actually be less likely to drink it.