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Yeah, I’d only do that exclusively around people that don’t think I’m a piece of shit. Otherwise, could come off as transphobia or something.

Man, (neutral), southern is preferable for usage of y’all, but most people can pull it off. Edit: somehow forgot to type the most important part. Have some god damn faith.

Oh, man, I’m pretty decent at this. Man is a favorite of mine. You may be thinking “that’s not neutral”. To that I say, yuh huh. Pardner, obviously said in some kind of Arthur Morgan impression (quality irrelevant). Buddy, if you want to be dismissive, as in “Yeah, sure buddy”. Bitch, to be used with close colleagues. Also somehow gender neutral. Diva is pretty universal. It has the added plus as a quick little homophobia check. Girliepop, similar usage as diva. Pookie/ pookie bear, to be used with close friends and partners.

As a joke, I’d probably say something like “and all the other ones”. Hope that isn’t offensive or something.

How do you know?

That’s… remarkably kinky. Holy shit. I’m sure some of you will be moving there soon.

Wow, isn’t that nice of them!

I mean, ice cream is good. Pizza is good. Doesn’t mean that they should be together. Lighthearted criticism is always pretty good. Us Americans have plenty of serious and light hearted criticisms made about us. The French and British are the only ones that compare in the lighthearted category. Let me make fun of the baguette eaters and Shittertonians.

Very long handles.

Okay, that’s pretty ridiculous. Y’all seemed to take my joke about making fun of the French and English a little seriously. I mean the unserious shitting on. Like the French eating snails. And the fact that beans on toast is a thing.

Sunglasses? Really? Didn’t have any better objects? C’mon.

At least Americans can still shit on England and the French! That’s about it though…

I mean, it could, but we REALLY don’t want it to. Certainly not with eugenics.

THIS IS AMERICA, GOD DAMMIT, THE LIBERAL MARXIST GLOBALISTS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL HOW I EAT MY FOOD, GO TO HELL YOU COMMIE BASTARDS

That’s… not quite how metropolitan areas work. Unless we want LA going all the way to Arizona.

Stop speaking gibberish.

The LA metropolitan area is well over half of New York’s in terms of population. And I’d argue that it’s significantly more important to pop culture today. In this thesis, I will-

Maybe about 150 years ago. Now, as far as I’m concerned, there’s 4. Chicago, LA, Atlanta, and NYC.

True, true. Unfortunately, maim or otherwise seriously injure wasn’t one of the rows.

Hell yeah! Just the one city so far, but good sign!