I’m coming!

I’m coming!

If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.

A vote for Bart is a vote for ANARCHY!

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

He looks like he wants excretes cheese.

SO CLOSE! You’re making cm002’s argument for them.

You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.

“You’re a right-winger.”

I’m white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you’re not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It’ll count just as much as mine in the coming “elections.”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”