dudes be fapping to this shit. you need some god! any god will do

Idk either, I can only speak about myself and I have never. Only dicks with dicks

I’m a Sovereign citizzzzzzen

oh you don’t know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol

Dog owners:

• What a beautiful dog
• His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars

Cat owners:

• What a cute cat
• it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat

💪Straight women lol

you don’t HAVE too