Mister Neon

No, like a music video:

Dire Straights - Money for Nothing

Alternative answer:

If I can get my money for nothing then I would like my checks for free.

Edit: It’s actually “chicks” for free. Also the uncut version of this song is offensive like only something four decades old could be.

My mortgage.

This is all going to be covered by a snarky longform YouTube (or equivalent) documentary in 200 years.

subreddits

Well there is your problem. Reddit is a cesspool that should be abandoned.

I’m having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my “vibe”.

“Stylized”

Take a nap.

That’s not what I told you to do. My suggestion is “go away”. Live in obscurity.

Go away.

I’m text on a screen and a clipped photo from a comic that came out about a century ago.

Trump took my job. If I still had my job maybe I wouldn’t entertain ideas of converting to socialism. I can’t be a capitalist without capital.

If he is real then he is dead. If he is not dead then he exists like a reflection in a mirror exists. If he is more than a reflection then he hates me.

I hate the world. I’m the son of a junkie. I’m old without a family of my own. I’ve lived my life having to kowtow to the privileged and imbecilic to earn table scraps. Now I go hungry because such people lead my nation and have ripped the last scraps of providence from my grasp. I am wretched.

Hate is the core of my being. Without it I’m as hollow as a ghost.

I hate therefore I live.

Hate. Hate for the world. Hate for myself. I’ve seen my reflection in the obsidian mirror. If Tezcatlipoca was real I would live for the laughter he must have at my expense for my misery. Tezcatlipoca isn’t real and I hate that.

Trump took my job. It’s been months and I can’t get a human to look at my resume. My former colleagues are having the same experience.

I’m doing really bad.

I regret voting for him.