Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.

No, but they could create a thin glass crust over the whole area that would accomplish much the same effect.

She wasn’t his girlfriend. He found her interesting because she was a client, and she slept above the covers.

Four feet above the covers.

We’re holding your shit hostage. You can have it as soon as you subscribe to Prime.

I think you can only be properly bi if you’re simultaneously railing a cishet female while being railed by a homosexual male.

/s

You can’t make that round.

I mean, you could. You’d need three times as many contacts in the receptacle as pins in the plug. Each pin would have to be able to touch exactly 1 or 2 contacts simultaneously. Each receptacle contact would need to programmatically assign itself to perform the role expected for the particular pin it is touching at any given moment.

Pin 1 would start off touching Contact A. As you rotate it, it would connect to A and B. Keep rotating it, it drops A and touches B alone. Then BC. Then C. Then CD. Then D. Then DE, and so on.