Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)

I don’t really understand why it needs to be in Xitter format aside from creating initial confusion. Using a picture+speechbubble format with Gates and Torvalds has 99% of the same energy, minus the misdirection. It’s not like Torvalds has used Xitter in the last decade.

oPinIon diSCarDeD 🤡

I bet you have lots of friends! Hahaha

You know… you can pickle your own stuff, without HFCS, right?

And who are you, exactly? I don’t like pewdiepie, or at least I haven’t since I was a literal teenager. He’s a strange person with a strong ego at times, but I’m all for more mainstream exposure to de-Googling, linux, and self-hosting. Just take the win.

I like to rag on funko pops AND anime poster/figure infested rooms…

But I have a keyboard problem. So I usually stay quiet.

I have plushes. Gf doesn’t mind them. She likes to cuddle with them too. I’m not that attached to them, but they sure are soft and comfy.

Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.

Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)

Because condoms are a foolproof method of preventing pregnancy…