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And now, as an added bonus, this is pretty much just the overall vibe of the US in general too

I want off Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

Bro, Nancy Mace isn’t people… She thinks she’s people, but she’s not people.

Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)

I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.

Omfg this is real isn’t it

Jesus wept

Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.

Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.

Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things

Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?

Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.

Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power

#influenced

This is the comment I came here for

I wasn’t convinced entirely, but the proliferation of double letters in the username instilled in me a sense of blind confidence and loyalty that I’m not sure any news outlets actually reporting from there could easily match