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“They will own nothing, and they will be happy”
Its a retirement home for people in their 30s today, lol
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South CarolinaEnglish1·4 days agoMy guess is that the question is, “How old was god when he created the universe?”
or, for a darker take, “How old was God when he died?”
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Science@lemmy.ml•The Environmental and Ecological Benefits of Edible Insects: A Review1·4 days agoSurprisingly, I’m much more okay with it if I’m lied to. If you tell me no, no, no, there are no bugs in this, and then I eat it, and I do not detect bugs in it, and it turns out after the fact that there were bugs in it, okay fine, you got me, fair game.
My work decided to close for Juneteenth, but then I had to come back on Friday, and I told everyone I was going to request that Friday off so I could have a four-day weekend for the price of one day of PTO, and I forgot to do it, so I had to work a weird bizarroland hellscape Friday where we had just had a day off so we have like a little bit more energy than usual, but then the weekend is also about to hit so everyone wanted to leave, but everyone also wanted to get all of their work done, so for me it was just a fucking nightmare.
How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Science@lemmy.ml•The Environmental and Ecological Benefits of Edible Insects: A Review7·5 days agoI speak for a sizeable portion of the human race when I say I’ll never voluntarily eat bugs.
I’d rather be forced to be a vegan.
No shade on you if you choose to eat bugs, it’s just not for me.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South CarolinaEnglish0·7 days agoCuriously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the hammerhead shark as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shark had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
It’s a screenshot from the movie They Live.
In it, Roddy Piper has special glasses that allows him to see past these like weird replacement human alien creatures disguises, so in this screenshot he’s wearing the glasses and so you can see a couple of the aliens faces in like blended in amongst the people and originally behind the screenshots or behind the images on the billboards you would see signs that say stuff like “obey” and “reproduce”.
I chose to use the black and white copy even though that wasn’t really perfect because it helped me not have to worry about shading in all of the colors for the images that I pasted in, because I am not a Photoshop expert.