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It can take a lot to make a kid feel worthwhile at the best of times. That it’s anyone’s goal at all is already a pretty huge comfort, I think. Shit, you managed to not crumple to hate, even now. That’s our humanity, that’s what we’re fighting for, anyway. Always good to see it. I’ll take it anywhere I can find it.

I notice they didn’t shit their pants epiplectic over Hakeem Jeffries winning anything. Guess we know who we gotta throw our weight behind.

Kudos to just not having it in you to hurt people.

What’s the project?

Erectile dysfunction incarnate will tend to do that in the presence of a spine.

Let alone ideas.

Let along good ideas.

Gets tragic, permanent brain damage.

Immediate standing ovation from cons.

That’s how you know he actually might get something good done.

This is the best piece of political news in 2025 so far.

Roll with it. Hard.

They’re too up their asses to realize that’s a tactical error on their part. Make progressives the new face of the Democratic party, and sell the shit out of progressive values, stated clearly and plainly.

Did he accidentally graphically describe the appearance of his oldest son’s penish flesh mid-speech?

Publish those photos.

Just to be sure.

I think an actual jester would have been more like keeping a little Weekend Update around you all the time. A White House Correspondent’s Dinner.