Justified Homicide
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes21·3 days agoManagement: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?
Also management: We need more temps, our turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore…
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror PreventionEnglish2·4 days agoI feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What does 1000€ buy you in your favourite hobby?1·4 days agoYou could get 2 or 3 duals, depending on colors, and have a bit left over for sleeves.
But not gay… The tips aren’t touching.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance.1·5 days agoI remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I’ve seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bansEnglish1·6 days agoSo the Bible is inappropriate for all students and there’s several parents I need to report…
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English1·11 days agoYep – It’s a gift & a curse.
I find it super easy to put myself in other people’s shoes and see what they’re going through, but I have a hard time expressing my own feelings. It’s turned me into a bit of a loner, but I do have a small circle of people I know & trust that I can be myself with.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English1·11 days agoI have my moments, just like everyone else, but I have more good ones than bad ones. I do have a genuine love for knives though now, and still don’t have a favorite.
I keep seeing videos of a guy who buys TSA confiscated knives by weight & laughs at them for sucking, and I laugh harder because my angsty teenage self collected a lot of them back in the day.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English1·11 days agoMy knife collection began because I was suicidal.
To keep myself around I got a bunch of knives so I wouldn’t pick a favorite and “dissapoint” the others.
…I got better.
No, that’s organism. It’s actually a play by Shakespeare.
Faster to rewrite the whole thing
I guess he’s not the Top… uhh… Tío.