This made me laugh pretty heartily. 10/10.

When it comes to alcohol, stronger forms, like whiskey, for example, actually dehydrate, while beer shows better results.

I’m replacing water with beer the next time I run a marathon.

/this was a joke. i don’t run

Imagine a book full of ahistorical stories being taken as historical. Now imagine anything that it says mattering at all. It doesn’t.

Ok, first laugh of the day, but I’m also a computer nerd. Well done.

Some people are shockingly stupid, even though I’ve spent my entire life finding out how stupid people can be.

Here’s a resource: https://serverfault.com/

My mother indoctrinated me to think that tattoos meant a person was “bad.” I have three and I’m looking to get more when I figure out what the next ones are.

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women’s lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they’re seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

The surest sign that I’ve got old is that I make a sound when I get up.

Oh, really, Lonnie? Should I care about your opinions? Because I fucking don’t.

Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.

Cheers. We’re just nerds who love films.

“Let’s give him more powers!”

Couldn’t tell you. They are pretty passive thoughts; I don’t concentrate hard on them. I’ll do them here for today (tomorrow, from your comment):

1. The heat has passed and I should be able to keep the windows open today.

2. I woke up feeling pretty good.

3. One of my favorite podcasts has an interview with a cool person that I get to listen to in a bit.

They aren’t life-changing. Just small appreciations.

I’ll care. I hate suffering, but I’ll cheer improved voter logs.

He’s a gooner.

Every day, without fail, I think of three things for which I am grateful. A reminder fires on all my devices. I don’t dismiss it until I’ve completed the task, whether that’s early in the day or not until the evening. Keeps my outlook healthy cause I’m a pretty cynical person.

I can’t wait for him to lose office so I can stop reading about this turnip.

The End of Policing.

Most people have little for hackers to gain / exploit by hacking them.

People who don’t like “AI” should check out the newsletter and / or podcast of Ed Zitron. He goes hard on the topic.