House of Leaves. I don’t know if I want to read it again, but that book was a cool experience.

The ability to see where the thing in the fridge I’m looking for is immediately

That sounds delicious what

I need to find this

Or is a bread dip just concentrated soup?

Deport Tuberville.

It’s honestly a really fun game, but you have to teach people way slower than that. I have a couple training decks without all the card types to teach the basic concepts before ever getting into the complex stuff. Throwing someone in at the deep end like that just seems like a good way to make sure they never wanna play again.

It’s super easy, don’t worry. Now, each turn has 5 phases, each of which is further divided into multiple steps…

Precisely

How much I actually work today is very dependant on how much work comes in for me to do. I expect I’ll have a few hours of downtime today though.

Tatchos. You can’t tell me anyone’s ever scarfed a platter of tatchos and then been like, “let’s do something physical”

Usually either put on a record, take the dog for a walk, or diddle the skittle

Stop, he can only get so erect.

Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

If it wasn’t before it is now!

Fortunately not, cast iron is damn near invincible. Just a lot of smoke and a brief bit of terror.

Nah, that’s less fun

Nobody wants to argue about fucking pronouns except the people insisting on making it into a fucking issue. Nobody wants to argue it’s okay to fuck who they want except the fuckheads saying you can’t fuck who you want because I disagree.

This is a beyond garbage take.