The angrier he gets the more unrelated imagined slights and enemies he pulls into his rants. One of these days he’s going to be raving against Kamala Harris and toss in a reference to the very mean boys who bullied him during elementary school.
Eh, probably true. But you know him: he’ll say that the nerdy kid in his class was somehow the cruelest ten year old who ever walked the earth, specifically to him only.
The angrier he gets the more unrelated imagined slights and enemies he pulls into his rants. One of these days he’s going to be raving against Kamala Harris and toss in a reference to the very mean boys who bullied him during elementary school.
The sooner he pulls a Vizzini and keels over dead mid rant, the better.
Not likely. He was the bully. Used to throw rocks at the baby next door. Literally.
Eh, probably true. But you know him: he’ll say that the nerdy kid in his class was somehow the cruelest ten year old who ever walked the earth, specifically to him only.
What, him lie?
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