this thread needs more JD Vance memes.

Here in the British Colonies of America, we have a long tradition of never criticizing our leaders. Wait, United STATES or America?? When did that happen? Oh, I have made some serious mistakes.

what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:

He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.

“Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time,” he claimed.

The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of “US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme” is the most frustrating part

Don’t make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

fuck dude

I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

Officers quizzed Mads about his visit, and his plans, before adopting a personal line of questioning. “They asked direct questions about drug smuggling, terrorist plans and right-wing extremism, completely without reason,” he claimed.

He should have admitted to that last one. They would have let him right in.

Mads Mikkelsen

Say thank you. /s

Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!

obviously they thought he was gay~

_/s