Look. If you want to have 150 guns, thats fine. If you want to watch viplent scenes of sawblades torturing victims until they’re chopped up into teeny tiny bloody corpse bits, that’s fine. But you show half a titty at the superbowl???
THAT’S TOO DAMN FAR!!!
Oh fuck! I got fucking dementia! FUCK!!!
He was unfit to hold office in 2016, 2020, and 2024. But they still let him run.
We have wildly different fridge designs. Is yours one of those fancy ones that makes ice?
I put my cat in the fridge once. She was fine. She found the chicken. She was happy.
…now the cat I put in the freezer is a different story.
I still find it upsetting that nowhere in the ghostbusters lore have they ever touched on why a ghost randomly gave Ray a blowjob, or how he knew to let it happen.
Like…first off. HOW was that in a kids movie??? Secondly, it’s just there. Like the ghost knew Ray wanted it, and Ray knew to let it happen. Then the movie just moves on, and other than Ray being embarassed to explain he had it happen, it’s never mentioned again.
And speaking of not making sense…the second movie starts off with the city of NYC not believing in ghosts. They JUST had a 50 foot marshmellow man make global news a few years earlier! It would have made more sense for them to be out of business because they think all the ghosts have been busted, and therefore nobody hires them. Instead, we see people snickering and calling them crockpots.
Just imagine if in 2008 nobody remembered 9/11 and called TSA crazy for thinking planes could be hijacked. Thats the level of news coverage a 50 foot tall marshmellow man destroying NYC would get.
And and and!!! What about at the end of the movie when they cross the streams, and blow up a building in NYC, but are somehow perfectly fine afterwards? And then Winston yells I LOVE NEW YORK!!!
Why did he yell that? That makes no sense! The mayor spent the whole movie trying to shut you down. The citizens treat you like criminals. The city has attracted an invasive species of afterlife spirits that seek to kill you. You just attempted a move that had a 50/50 chance of destroying the universe. And AFTER surviving a massive bomb on the roof of a building, you randomly yell that out.
Ya know what? Winston had a concussion. I’m going with that. It’s the only thing that makes any sense. He’s suffering from a concussion and doesn’t know what’s going on.
So how’s your guys day going? I’m doing fine as you can see. I’m clearly not a lunatic.
Don’t forget that both times we waited until the second half of the war to even step in. We waited until all the other nations were exausted before lifting a finger.
This is fine.
Didn’t know Bill Clinton had a son, or was a senator.
But…but…but…
I have no political experience. But I’m about at the point where I’m ready to start a new political party where I never say a word. I only show up, and give the middle finger. Every debate, every opponent, every issue, every question. You never hear my voice. I just give the middle finger. To everyone. And then get elected president…and give all the world leaders the middle finger.
My platform promise is “Bacon.”
No further elaboration or context.
They burried him alive, for like NO reason, as he was fighting with his brother again.
“What should I do?”
“What do you think you should do?”
“I think I should ask my therapist for advice on what I should do.”
“You’re either with us or against us!”
The WWE used a very very similar slogan for “The Nexus” in 2011. Now, if you don’t watch WWE, the important thing to know is that they had a reality game show in 2010. They put 8 rookies who had never been on WWE and paired them with 8 current WWE wrestlers to mentor them. Then every week the rookies would get eliminated 1 by 1 until the final rookie got signed by WWE.
Well, at the end of the 8 weeks, all 8 of them just showed up, and invaded. They destroyed the ring, attacked ring personel, and caused chaos. They were treated as an invading militant force that all wore armbands. Not exactly nazi style, but also, you could make the arguement it was nazi influenced in concept, but not in style.
They used phrases like “The only easy day was yesterday” and “You’re either Nexus or you’re against us”.
And every week they were portrayed as a group of militant bullies who destroyed peoples lives and took what they wanted.
Kind of fitting that life is imitating art right now. Nazi inspired militants trying to recruit through fear tactics to go to war.
No. Not me…I’m mainly in the second camp. I just don’t want to deal with… gestures to everything …all this.
Hi everybody!
Hi Dr Nick!
Ok, ok, everybody settle down. Just gotta do a quick root canal! The most painful proceedure in all of dentistry if done wrong. But first, let me do a quick google search on how to do it! I’m sure the fact that google is so heavily reliant on AI descriptions right now won’t make this situation any worse! What could possibly go wrong???
cut to outside the dentist surgury room door to the sounds of drills, tortured screaming, and the lights flickering
Random straight white dude here. I’m good with this. If my choices are either be included with the LGBQT+ crowd which also includes straight guys, OR be thought of as part of the hateful group who only includes themselves?
I’d rather be part of the LGBTQ+ group. My view has always been you be you, and let others be others. When you start hating others for being themselves, you’re probably the problem. Unless that other person is a nazi or pedophile. Because fuck those guys.
Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!