Flip it around to be a mirror image instead of photo orientation. Your brain is accustomed to seeing your own face in the mirror and corrects for the asymmetry, so it can seem exaggerated when flipped the other way in pictures.

Don’t forget the goddamn socialist fire department!

A song to shame the ibis:

https://youtu.be/9sBXcZ0G_ls

My grandmother had her left hand tied to her high chair or behind her back by her mother before she even went to school. People are fucked up.

I set some humming bird food to boil a while back. Got distracted in the other room and smelled smoke. Went back into the kitchen and couldn’t see the stove there was so much smoke. Then the smoke alarm went off. Very effective. Took hours to scrub the burn sugar out of the pot and days to get rid of the smoke smell in the house.

Pro tip, always set a timer when you walk away from something on the stove.

If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.

Oh, but the gas…

I literally did not.

Pornhub headquarters is located at 21620 N 19th Ave, Phoenix, Arizona 85027

Through vandalism?

I read through the website, but I don’t understand how this is helpful. Is it so that people can avoid driving past them, changing their route each time one is added?

The Naming of Drugs is a difficult matter;

It isn’t just one of your holiday games.

You might think at first I’m as mad as a hatter,

When I tell you a drug must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.

Baked potato salad is pretty good though.

Cool science class demo about the power of compressed air? Potato gun.

Animal Control is like if Community had a baby with Parks and Rec.

It’s got a flared base. Shoulda been ok…