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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    I don’t care or think they didn’t track that, they don’t ruin my algorithm with those searches which is all I really care about.

    I basically just use it to look up whatever new crazy person my whack job mother was sending me some antivax propaganda from to confirm they’re the type of quack I assume them to be.

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    Wait… people actually think that incognito means that they don’t record your searches??

    I thought everybody knew that all incognito does is preventing your searches from showing up in your search history.

    Did anyone actually think that these big tech companies would willingly give you an option to keep your searches private from them?

    Hello???

    Always assume that everything you do online is being recorded and seen by someone. Unless you’re a master computer wiz or whatever the fuck they call it these days, ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR ACTIVITY ONLINE IS PUBLIC.

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      This is the consequence of wrapping everything in glossy plastics and dumbed down UI for decades. People don’t want to learn, and even if they do it’s all hidden away behind blobs and bloats.

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    So this is why the weird shite I look up in incognito comes up when I search something without incognito mode.

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    Naming it incognito was a mistake. It was always clear to me all incognito is, is a non persistent container to keep your browsing data separate from your regular browsing data. All its hiding is your porn browsing habits from your mom. But of course, the name implies much more.

    • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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      Not a mistake, intentionally deceptive

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      Good for testing instead of “clearing cache and cookies”

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      from your mom

      …did your parents not have friends set up packet sniffers?

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        “Hey, so now that Chrome has been released, we’re gonna fly up to visit your son and install a packet sniffer on his network!”

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Your parents seriously didnt do that, though?

    • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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      There were memes about this what feels like at least 10 years ago. Makes perfect sense when you think about it.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      Some ones been caught with his pants down 😏

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    Incognito mode was always just to hide your local browser history. Think Google would NOT track you?

    Do you have Google maps? They know where you are at all times.

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      User visits Google (logged in)

      User visits Google, without cookies, but from the same IP, same user agent, same resolution, same OS, same enabled plugins, same browser version number, same fingerprint (based on al the previous information).

      Google, who could this possibly be???

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        You mean…they know I typed “boobs” into the search bar that one time!? NOOOO!!

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      Do you have a phone? They know where your toilet is

      • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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        The know when I’m in a theatre and automatically mute my phone. Admittedly convenient, but also super creepy

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          I’ve never had this happen. I need to NOT mute my phone next time and test!

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      Do you have Google maps? ANY UNMODIFIED GOOGLE CODE OR ANDROID PHONE, TABLET OR CHROMEBOOK IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER?

      Then they know where you are at all times. I bet the Pixel users get gold stars. Oneplus have little pluses and custom rom users have 👀.

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        Oh no! Anyway

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    People mistaking incognito mode for a VPN or Tor.

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      Cmon if you use tor to search about cookie recipes then you are ill, Schizo

      Healthy people use tor to hire hitman on their boss after boss fired them, or a hacker to doxx the jerk that downvoted them

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      Exactly. My understanding is that you use incognito mode if you don’t want the browser autofilling pornhub.com when you type po in the search bar.

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    Incognito was never about privacy. It’s about hiding your seach history from your parents or partner or whatever

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      For buying gifts, for example.

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        Or masturbating to pornography

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          Or buying pornography.

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            Or pornographic gifts.

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              “Ma’am, I heard it’s your birthday, so I brought this giant package…”

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        That’s adorable.

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      and i’m pretty sure the browsers have been quite explicit about this for a long time now, but of course no one bothers to read “This won’t change how data is collected by websites you visit and the services they use, including Google.”

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        It’s as far as I remember literally always said it’s basically just turning off local history, and not for true privacy. The wording has changed over the years and frankly only become more explicated and clear about that fact.

        This is a rare case of google NOT being the problem here. People are misusing a tool that has always been honest about itself.

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          Google wasn’t really explicit about that until the lawsuit.

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    You guys are still using Chrome?

  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    People really need to learn about VPNs and advertising ID numbers and also how your ISP is selling your activity

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      fight back?

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      “He’s the one who knocks!”

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    The Google Incognito tab in any browser clarifies that while it prevents your browsing history from being saved on your device, it does not make your browsing completely private.

    Websites you visit, your employer (if on a work network), and your internet service provider (ISP) can still track your online activity.

    Hell it even has a link that leads directly to the privacy policy

    https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/9845881?hl=en-GB

    The only thing that shocks me is that no one ever reads it

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      This was silently changed it used not to have the disclaimer sentence

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        Incognito mode (Chrome) and Private mode (Safari/Firefox) and InPrivate Browsing (Edge/IE) have had disclaimers/explanations for years, Chrome just expanded the disclaimer after settling the suit. Unfortunately for them the judge didn’t know how the internet works any better than the plaintiffs. Winding back the odometer on a car doesn’t mean toll roads don’t know you drove there, it just means “you” have no record of it.

        Opera / Vivaldi offer an integrated VPN, but they’re about the only ones other than stuff like the Tor Browser.

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        Silently? It’s been available for developers since January 2024. Major antivirus and security websites reported on it since then, to count:

        https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2024/01/google-changes-wording-for-incognito-browsing-in-chrome

        https://adguard.com/en/blog/incognito-mode-disclaimer-change.html.

        It’s been widely reported at least since March 2024. It’s been well over a year since that

        Hell even this meme is outdated, as the settlement is widely known since April 2024

        https://www.engadget.com/google-says-it-will-destroy-browsing-data-collected-from-chromes-incognito-mode-172121598.html

        So I wouldn’t get why freak out like after a year?

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      I need to check into this, but maybe someone knows.

      I assumed that if you’re using incognito and you don’t sign into your Google account, the activity wouldn’t be tied to your Google account. It might be recorded and sent to Google, but anonymously, unless you signed into Google/Gmail/YouTube/whatever, while incognito.

      The obvious is that your activity wouldn’t end up on your Internet history in your non-incognito Chrome.

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    wtf was anyone expecting

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    So that’s why I got advertisement for weird sextoys on Wish…

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      No thats because of the dream monitoring. Don’t be silly.

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    Glad I don’t use Chrome lol

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    hey before they do that, can i look through their files on me? theres some porn i havent been able to refind anywhere

    • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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      Wouldn’t that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.

    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      There is a r/tipofmypenis for that

      Maybe someone knows a Lemmy alternative

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