It’s ok if you don’t have onion rings, there’s other food you can use, I’ve started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.
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I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.
This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.
He needs to go chill in a bunker.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Television@piefed.social•Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton say an 'Everybody Loves Raymond' reboot 'would be a disservice'English16·2 days agoAs the brother said, there’s no show without the parents.
Wouldn’t that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How streaming changed the way you watch TVEnglish19·2 days agoOr getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Television@piefed.social•Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Goal Is to “Bring Back Everyone Who Has Died” on ‘Buffy’ for RebootEnglish131·2 days agoCould you have maybe worded that a bit better Buffy?
Well that was disappointing, where’s the hot dick?!
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I hear a lot of "ACAB", why don't I hear "APAB"? (P as in Politician)English72·3 days agoAPAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Beansiah has returned and brings tribute for the moths (OC, no Ai)English02·3 days ago/BroBot9000 animate Make bean play The Beans like a bongo, camera should pan around keeping focus on him and The Beans bongos
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you canEnglish1·3 days agoback when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you canEnglish2·3 days agoI don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.
or they took a lot of acid.