If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•128 Democrats join House Republicans to block AOC, Al Green bid to impeach Trump12·15 hours agoElon sent them a private message on Xitter that said he will fabricate evidence of them texting minors, or the donors are threatening them with pulling campaign funds.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Old creation from back in the day. A lot of people miss the wordplay.1·22 hours agodeleted by creator
He needs to become a Legendary Joker in Balatro.
So that’s why I got advertisement for weird sextoys on Wish…
…ing in bottles while driving.
(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Socialism is the actual teaching of Jesus4·1 day agoAnd then Jesus said:
“Thou hast nothing to lose but thy chains! Take all the tools from those that dare to enslave thee and build thy own communities where all of you equally decide what to do!”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How streaming changed the way you watch TV11·2 days agoCDs can’t be erased on the cloud, to then either push other songs on you, or the “remasters” (cough-cough In Flames), and otherwise most digital albums still hold this “artificial” limit. Even worse is when they limit it to 2-3 minutes nowadays, because Tik-Tok.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How streaming changed the way you watch TV614·2 days agoThings boomers are nostalgic for:
❎️ the ways things actually were better.
✅️ inconvenience.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yes, this is what people did back then6·2 days agoUse my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
Translation: “I tried to fuck this toy, and my dick is stuck in it.”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•vibe coding is just spicier "Ctrl+C Ctrl+V"2·2 days agoIt’s similar to stealing code directly from Github, Stackoverflow, or some similar site, except you beg the chatbot to fix the bad code it spat out.
What kind of punk doesn’t repent?
World War: Jugg3rnaut
After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of “strongman leaders”.
Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers…
I’m pretty sure that “homeless man” is AI generated.
Good thing is nowadays it’s being referenced to as CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material), due to children are unable to give consent and some weirdos tried to whitewash it by calling the less outrageous stuff “child erotica” or “artistic nudes of children”.🤮
Everything I don’t like is AI slop.
(This image predates the whole genAI boom)