Snot Flickerman

Ever breathe oxygen, son?
Good, don’t start. Me, I’m hooked!

-Muddy Mudskipper

You think that’s bad, wait until you hear about dihydrogen monoxide! It’s in almost everything, even the water you drink and the air you breathe!

The main takeaway for me was that it’s possible but that it takes a lot more open communication and emotional availability than a monogamous relationship. It really takes very mature people to make it work.

That’s how it’s supposed to work but rarely actually does.

Hot Dog Guy approves.

Thanks for reminding me I’ve always wanted to have bees. I’d never considered just calling up beekeepers.

A never once been washed coffee mug

Gaslight Obstruct Project is just too on the nose for Republicans.

Because this isn’t just projection of their own violent tendencies it’s literally trying to gaslight the public into believing that reality must be different than what they’ve seen, and they’ll use the law to obstruct any investigation into proving that they are gaslighting the public.

I just came back to this thread because I wanted to say: thank you for this write up, you got a lot of details I neglected to mention. The most important of which is that elections are run at the state level and every state is going to have their own security and cybersecurity teams, and the assumptions made in this treat it like either every cybersecurity team in every state is grossly incompetent or the cybersecurity teams were somehow “in on it” and kept their mouths shut (not a skill most of the people in Trumps orbit seem to have) or that the Trump admin had been sitting on a massive zero-day exploit to be used at the right moment, through the right channels, with the right pieces of hardware installed in the right spots every place they needed them (once again, these people are not good about keeping quiet about such things). Which, to me, all three are so highly implausible it really makes no sense to make grand conspiracies in your own head about it all.

pretty sure you can replace these fairly easily tho.