Yeah. You’re gonna want to at the very least test out living in an area like that for a month or two before you uproot your life.

It’s pronounced “Republicans”

Now typically, I’m against open-air above-ground nuclear tests, but I would make an exception in this case

GOP:

hey, I know, we’ll just… not follow the rules

Attorneys can and do hire independent investigators in the course of their work.

lol this is like when someone signs their text message as if it’s a letter

It was a pretty obvious shot at social engineering, which in the context of orangeboi, is generally a fairly shrewd way to play it

Nat 20 here we go, I cast vicious mockery

This is like when Mao didn’t like sparrows during the Great Leap Forward and told everyone to kill the sparrows and then there was a famine

“May you be filled with light” taking on a whole new meaning now

And the user and post instance

Look at my horse.

My horse is amazing.

Give him a lick.

He tastes just like raisins.

.:|:;

Oh man wait till you hear about the beans

Wow cool so I guess we’re gonna get to see what Christian-flavored sharia religious laws look like in the states. Are we gonna get an all-America version of the morality police too?

Bro fix your link

And fix your archive link too

I fucking LOVE this. What an awesome humanistic policy!

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Lmao no fucking way, really?