ivanafterall ☑️

Yup.

When does it go into effect?

“Pretty much right now, basically?”

What causes you to doubt it was just the meme?

Hell of an underrated guitarist, too.

Nice. Very cool.

“Meemaw, I’m so glad you came to see me! …wanna go see some human remains?”

I don’t care for either unless it’s covered in cheese.

Please tell me it’s Friday, because that means the evening is Family Matters or Sliders, Boy Meets World, Step by Step, and Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper.

P.S. it’s April 19th and you’re currently relaxing in the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Enjoy your well-earned R&R!

I’m sure you were still a twinkle in your parents’ eyes. And I don’t envy what you’re about to see.

Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy

Mmmmmuh’lady

Plus, that “I don’t give a fuck” energy is essential to reel in the Natalie Wood to my James Dean, the June Carter to my Johnny, whenever I come across her real soon.

Well, hon hon hon.

You guys ever tried the Cheese Bomb Tater Kegs they sell warm near the Walmart checkout?

Germany, please, can you try to go to some middle ground somewhere?

And thus began the Battle for Middle-Earth.

He had to fall to lose it all. :(

You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you “have to” kiss your partner. But it’s called foreplay and it’s pretty common?

Yeah, okay. Good luck focusing when you’re interrupted by three square meals a day and a predictable bedtime.

The cold, hard truth.