$30 isn’t jack shit in NYC.

That takes me back.

“imaginary ate some apple pie”

I was close!

See my other comment. The only thing that makes me stand out is my weird middle name.

There was 5 people in my mid-sized high school with my same first and last name. LOL, most popular thing I ever wrote in the school paper was an article about it.

The middle initials? A, B, C, D, F.

One time a teacher reported $name to the dean’s office and we all 5 were sitting in a row. “You do it?” “Nope.” They had to let us off.

There are shitloads of people my exact age with the same first name because of a song that come out when were we gestating.

WOW! Not only my name, but my wife’s name spiked the year we were born!

https://randalolson.com/name-age-calculator/

I cry my eyes out every damned time. Don’t know of anything in the world that will do that to me, no matter how many times I watch it.

I’m engaging, violently, with a gun, any masked man that molests me or my family. My wife is a legal, brown immigrant. I am a gun nut. I am practiced and I train.

This isn’t bravado, it’s the reality I live. I leave the front curtains open so I can see incoming threats. I close those curtains at night so they can’t see me. I’m scared shitless.

Some of ya’ll “guns BAD” liberals need to take a history class. I’ll die with my boots on thank you very much.

Well, that works. But now I got ads again.

Yep. :(

I’ll be in my bunk.

Walked outside last summer, thought there was construction going on the next block. Nope. Crepe Myrtle seething with bumblebees. Got a 5G bucket of seeds out of all that.

Tell me it was like this.

Sovcit origin story.

Grits a Ya Ya and a Bushwacker.

I’m a little to the right of you on the Gulf. Can I come over for some of that?

K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it’s a simple typo, it’s appalling that the President of the United States can’t scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.

My Filipino wife laughs her ass off at my white behind.

“OH! SO WHITE!”

To dominate sexually.

More likely a Russian. Sounds like he’s making vodka.

My wife’s Filipino and that’s just their style, like they’re stuck in the 80s.